Okay ladies, I've read enough feminist writings to realize how terrified of men you are. So, I'm going to propose a radical solution. Ready?

Okay, so we need to relocate all the males in Australia to other places, and move all you women there, for your own protection. I'm certain that, in less than 5 years, it'll be the lesbian utopia your sex has dreamed of since antiquity or whenever. Men will only be allowed to visit for procreation, then be...